I'm on a poem making frenzy!

Roses are brown, violets are brown,
someone took  a dump in my garden.

Another beautiful poem

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
most poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't.

I have found my calling in life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvP9mSXVVxw

Even if this is fake (which it most likley is) I bet I could still get by washing windows.
If i just held up a sign on the street corner saying "window washes $1" I bet I could make enough to Live off of. If i washed only 7 windows an hour thats still almost minimum wage and its tax free.

So, Iv'e got my life all planed out. I'll work at Worlds of fun this summer until i have enough money to buy a van to live in. Then I'll move out to california and wash windows. And I'll live in walmart and hospital parking lots. Sounds like a great life :)

magic and icecream

Stare at the middle and stuff will dissipear

I like raisins.

They are wrinkly. and they have a dark complexion therfore proving that i'm not racist.

An amazing optical illusion..

And a randumb Joke:

If your american in the Kitchen what are you in the bathroom?

European.

Ahahahahahaaa

The most amazing thing I have ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErMWX--UJZ4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k

I got inspired and immedietly went to ebay and bougt a ukulele. If that little kid can do it why can't I?

Does this have to do with George?

Soo...... I was thinking about Georges great ambitions in life to be a hobo and then I was like, why don't I do that? Who says I have to live like everyone else in this country does. I could wounder around and steal just the bare essentials to stay alive, like walk into walmart and put an apple in my pocket or something (but with my luck I'd get caught) and just live in the woods near towns and wonder around the U.S. ride the rails. Maybe even join up with George and be like parters or whatever (but he doesn't seem to like me much latly) I really can't see myself in a normal dead end job working my whole life.
But I could see myself being a hobo for like 10 years but I think a lifetime would get kind of hard. plus its not like you can just decide to stop. Who would hire somebody that hasn't worked for 15 years? But i'm kind of socially awkward so maybe being a hobo would be for the best.

This is a blog so I will blog. (as i push my nerdy glasses back up)

Fudge is stupid. He jumped out of the boat today while my dad was fishing and started swimming around, which isn't really a bad thing, just annoying because its really hard to get him back in the boat. Anyways, he swam over to a trout line (if you don't know what that is look it up) and got all tangeled up and a hook in his leg. So he started crying and drowning and it took a long time to get the boat over to him becuase we were using the trolling motor. And then my dad took out a pocket knife and cut the rope so we could drag him into the boat. Thats when we realized that the hook was huge and in really deep! It was like a 3 inch long barbed hood almost all the way in his skin. So we had to take to boat back to the "cottage" and drive him to the nearest vet, driving like 85 mph on curvy back roads. And Fudge was shaking the whole time. Then we got to the Vet place in Versailles and some old doctor said it would take like 45 min to cut him open and remove the hook. And so we left for a while and went to some flea market thing to pass the time. Then we came back and got fudge, who acted like nothing happened. So we went back to the lake and left fudge inside the rest of the day. BUT, on the way home, fudge Pooped in the truck and on alex, cause the drugs they gave him made him have to poop. And that is the end of my 4 words per sentence probably really hard to read becuase i'm a terrible author story.
The end.

And I'm mad that I had to miss Georges "fight" on friday. If he was actually telling the truth, that would triple my respect for Clay (if it was a farily close fight) becuase of
1) The fact that he would fight somebody even if it is just a friendly fight And
2) The fact that he would actually meet George after school. (since he is kinda popular and George is so nerdy)

The End for real Now, BYE BYE

I made a new youtube Video.

Its pretty epic. Not really, but does it really matter?

youtube.com/kdxkyle

A simple life.

So, i know some people dont like it when i write stuff instead of putting pictures on this blog thingy ***caughgeorge**caughcaugh* but this is about life!!!

After high school i'm going to get a stupid job and buy a camper/rv and move somewhere with great scenery and nice weather and just live in my camper and spend as little money as possible. Live a super simple life with no stress or worries and buy a dog for a friend.

Either that or my mom will make me go to maple woods and ill be some kind of truck driver :/

I love youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3co6ZV_rxg&feature=relmfu

My favorite kind of art??

Is greek art, if you know what i mean. tehehe

philosophy or Another racist post??

Soo...

In zoology my teacher was talking about spiders that are really similar but are considered different species becuase they have slight differences. And then I started thinking... Is it possible that different human races are different species? Is that why aisians are smart and black people are good fighters?? Becuase they are a slightly different species??  Do scientists not study that kind of thing because if they accutually found out we were that different people would be really really racist??

Except someone told me that Hitler used to study that kind of stuff; I don't really need to be compared to him.

I hate it when....

When I turn the water on all the way hot to wash my hands becuase I know it takes a long time for the water to get warm. And then it gets hotter and hotter and i'm getting closer and closer to rinsing all the soap off and I start to wash franticlly and then at the very end it usually burns me.

-I hate that

Hi/,.

I have trouble finding the period in the dark/,.....

I thought you were supposed to ask questions on yahoo answers.

Open Question: Deleting just shows how butthurt you feel?

I don't believe in god because there isn't enough proof" Well, if there was enough proof there wouldn't even be no need for religion in the first place! 2.) Lets say the weather channel predicts that there is a tornado coming. Are you going to be like " Oh, well there isn't no actual evidence that it will hit so i'm just going to stand here and do nothing or are you going to take safety precautions. Then they go on to argue " Well if god is real i wouldn't want to believe a tyrant like him" Too bad. Whether or not god is "evil" in your opinion gives reason not to accept it. It's not like you can revolt aganist him lol. A smart person would actually side with the powerful while the idiot would try to revolt. 4.) Even in the case that religion isn't real, which is not going to happen. Religious people have absolutely nothing to loose. They die, thats it. However, if religion does turn out to be real, atheists have everything to loose. Hhahah have fun in eternal hell.

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Burn in hell athiests.

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I would laugh the day I see you guys burning in hell. Oh yeah, can't wait.

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A Beautiful poem. By: kyle

Woe is me
Thy grapes doth climb the steepest of grades
Through the infertility of the tundra
To the sands of thy sahara
They hath been frozen then Thawed
Woe is me

Good Stuff.

Raywilliamjohnson

http://www.youtube.com/user/RayWilliamJohnson

rhettandlink

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ov1DDjHt8c&ob=av3e

Nice guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fz3zFqLc3E

And, nicepeter's picture songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd2rBWbvDbA

Oh No

My dad is selling our dirt bikes this winter so he can buy a stupid street bike. What a rip off.
My life is over.



and its not even really a motorcycle, were going to go get it this weekend.

Side Note: the girls that sat in the two seats in front of me and george on the bus were cute! (that was randumb)

Black people scare me

I was walking down the street and a unicorn jumped out in front of me, except it had 2 horns so it was actually a bicorn. I like corn, but usually only the sraight kind.

We were wrestling

Actually we weren't

A exciting story in a dull life.. kinda

This is a very important story that all of my fans (George) will think is a complete waste of time to read.

Once up on a time in a magical land far away I finished my first day of school. Then i got on the bus and the chick (bus driver) asked for my name. It wasnt on the list but she let me sit down anyways. BUT!! while george was in the middle of a story about stupid ugly people the bus driver made me get off the bus and it left without me, Brandon and some mexican chick (not Brandon though). so we fallowd Dr. Princible monotone to the office and he had some weird lady give us some forms that we needed to fill out to ride the bus. And some office worker wouldn't let me walk home so he was about to give me a ride but i was smart enough to call my mommy. (STRANGER DANGER). and my mom came and got me..

YAY i wrote a story!

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Usshksksholsnbsiksbvhs huh?

Once up on a time there was a kid named george he made a movie with a character in it based on him. The characters name was Nerdo... The end

I have an anouncement

I have a booboo and it kinda hurts.

Hum tum

Well nothing much to say here. I'm just writing this so that I won't be bored. Maybe I'll talk about something cool like bubbles... yeah I think I'll do that.

As soon as I'm a crazy person.

But I'm not a crazy person.

(twitch) (short seizure)


Well. That's the end. I'm running out of ideas or something. Maybe I'll do another story about running away from the law soon, as soon as I get the rights to do so.


Note:This was 100% from my head and obviously not taken from anyone else..

birthday present..

My mom told me years ago that she wasn't goin to buy me a laptop until graduation, but i guess she was having  a hard time thinking of something to get me for my birthday so i ended up with a laptop. i was going to get some $450 hp but my dad flipped out over the price so i got a toshiba. I guess its a pretty good computer, it seems fine.... although i'm no expert. but since i have the recources now i'll post a picture for the first time in a long time...

The most anoying person in the world besides george.

Is the picture taking person. That was probably the worst experience of my life.. Se was so bossy! “sit straight, shoulders back, smile more, turn your head, no not that much, smile less, lower your right shoulder. And she kept sighing like “its not that complicated you idiot!!!!” even though i told them several times its alot harder than it looks..

Going to the grand canyon

I cant wait to spit in it!!! By the way if somebody tries to call me (george) in the next week or so i wont answer the phone, so thats my excuse...

During the summer

I always feel so deprived of good looking girls in the summer.. I would normally put a stupid picture and some kind of smart alec comment as my post but i'm using my ipod so i cant do that. :(
oh well, girls are good i suppose :p

Tattoo

I'm going to get a tattoo. but not like this one, it will be a barcode and whent you scan it, it will say something weird like....................................................Frozen peas!!

I wish i was this amazing

Just kidding...

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I am a master

Its like a creek or something.

Kelsey

Kelsey had stupid pants today. They had flowers on them and looked like something my granma would wear. they were poofy and weird.. they didn't show off her cute butt.

I Like the Things Eevee evolves into..........

Even though they aren't very good..

YAA!

Thats right!!! I have photoshop Skizzles!!!

wow

Oh ya

Ashley's now going out with some weird guy named Re... so I guess that gives me rights to snag some chicks.
Maybe I'll try for Kelsey........................... except she probably doesn't even know who i am, so that probably wont work.

Pokemon.. again

i tried to beat the elite four last night in black/ white and it started off good. I thought it was going to be the easiest of all the games.................... Unfortunatly when I got to the last battle, the psychic  chick I lost. Every one of her pokemon had a least one move that was super effective against all of my pokemon. It was a ripp off. I even switched out my legendary guy who's name escapes and put that dark doggie guy in my party, and the chick was super effective against him too...........so it made me mad and after a little swearing i gave up...
THE END

Pokemon

This is my team for the elite four... good or bad, i dont know.... I'm not some kind of pokemon master...

Youtube

Go to youtube and watch salad fingers.

Apperently this is the best joke in the world.... I wouldn't say that.

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” 

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. 

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

i'm relieved.

Good thing he's dead, otherwise I would be really scared right now... :()

this is gonna be me a a few years. except i'll look a little different than the guy in the picture......... unless i get a tan..

Motorized bike

Me and my dad and my brother built a motorized bicycle. it looks kinda like this one..
its pretty cool.

Monkey

I WANT ONE


Source citation
This was stolen from google...

chipmunk

Chipmunks are deffinatly one of the best animals on planet earth!

G

Its Gregorie in a few years!

Twilight zone!

I like the twilight zone episode with the guy on the airplane wing !

A crappy story

Once, in a magical kingdom far far away called "A magical kingdom far far away" there was a beautiful prince named sir ugly. AND there was a handsome princess named Carl. They had an unmatched love for.................................. Tuna fish!!! Oh how they loved Tuna, they put tuna on everything from apples to meatloaf to tuna itself.  even though they lived miles apart their love would soon bring them together.! One day Princess Carl was having toenails cut by her uncle when she heard the worst news ever on the TV.   "THE TUNA FISH IS NOW EXTICT, THAT IS ALL". So princess Carl Jumped up in the air yelling and screaming, she ran through an open door out into the crisp morning and jumped off of her balcony. Unfortunately the stupid brat didn't die because she landed on the back of sir uglie’s horse. Well, Sir Ugly was not happy about this, because he was on his way to the ocean to see if it was true about the tuna being extinct. But he let princess Carl come with him and to make a long story short, after battling dragons and werewolves they found out there was no more tuna, BUT they found the new love of their life..........................               CRANBERRIES!!!!!!

 So, they both rode off into the sunset with a bunch of cranberries and  Sir Uglie's new pet duck "super duper duper duck"

THE END!!!!!!

Prison Break

That seems like something that would happen to me ..

!

I didn't know he used to have a beard!!

Gregorie

Isn't he soooo cute??? !

Bush

These are obviously real!

Leven

I used to have a parakeet named Leven. He was a good little birdy. Then, one day he died. So i threw him in the fire place and he burnt up in a couple seconds... it was kinda sad...............  THE END (of him)

Eggs

Chili has to be the most disguising food on the planet. If you’ve ever seen chili, then you already know how nasty that stuff is. This family I live with eats the stuff almost every week, its nasty when I find the left overs in the fridge, I won’t eat that. My brother might eat it, but he’s pretty … well, stupid.


C’mon … its common knowledge to know what good food is and what you should avoid. Some nights I’ll just skip a meal because I refuse to eat junk. Now if you want to eat something good, you need to eat some delicious eggs! I can make the best eggs, literally, and nobody can object. You want eggs, I’ll make some eggs.

I’ll whip up some eggs so good, you’ll want seconds. You know what my secret is? Well, I can’t tell you that, but I do put cheese in my eggs. Lots of cheese, seriously, if you don’t like cheese, or have an allergy, sucks to be you. You’re missing out on some of the best eggs life ever put in my possession.

I think my favorite part about making eggs is how simple it is. You can make eggs with almost any meal too! I love it when you crack 3 eggs and watch them drop into a bowl giving you that small, yet glorious sound of ‘great beginnings’. Mixing up the eggs so there nice and mixed up. Occasionally, I’ll throw in some cheese while im mixing up the eggs, just for an extra kick.

Oh, how glorious that feeling sound, when you pour the mixture of eggs and cheese into the egg pan. How glorious, indeed. Not only is that incredible, I love how you can throw in some ham, bacon, and, as crazy as it sounds, I’ve tried to make some pretty experimental eggs. Sure, you think I’m just talking about cooking longer or adding more or less cheese, but your totally wrong. I would throw in some M&Ms, snicker pieces, and parts of other candy bars, trying to make the perfect desert eggs. My favorite eggs to make are my “ChocoEggSuprise13”. My 13th experiment, proven successful! I was very excited when I made these most delicious eggs.

They were the best eggs I’ve eaten in a long time, I wish I had some now … Ha, you think I’m crazy for making delicious eggs? Well I haven’t even told you what was in my 13th creation. Inside my ChocoEggSuprise13 eggs, I made 3 eggs, scrambled them with cheese, and finished them up. After they were done and in a bowl, I prefer to eat my eggs in bowls, I got out some chocolate syrup and poured it all over the eggs. Not too much syrup but just enough that it’s scrumptious!

Man, I can’t even begin to tell you how much I enjoy eating those eggs. It’s like an ‘everything delicious’ taste buds fair. I love the fact that you can combine all that delicious food together and find something delicious in the mix. It’s like a giant pot of gold, only … its eggs! You must think I’m crazy to talk about eggs this much, but you’re the one who’s crazy, if you haven’t even any of my eggs!

To sum this up, I wanted to offer you a chance to eat my eggs. If you can find me, you can pay me $3 and get some delicious eggs. It’s cheap, affordable, and, with this economy, fits your budget! G’day to all and enjoy your eggs.

Goofy Goober

My cousin Goober. (Evan). He's the elvin king of the Junior High School. He casts magic spells on his opponents with his wizardry. Isn't his little pink ears cute?

The second best pokemon eva!

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