Once, in a magical kingdom far far away called "A magical kingdom far far away" there was a beautiful prince named sir ugly. AND there was a handsome princess named Carl. They had an unmatched love for.................................. Tuna fish!!! Oh how they loved Tuna, they put tuna on everything from apples to meatloaf to tuna itself. even though they lived miles apart their love would soon bring them together.! One day Princess Carl was having toenails cut by her uncle when she heard the worst news ever on the TV. "THE TUNA FISH IS NOW EXTICT, THAT IS ALL". So princess Carl Jumped up in the air yelling and screaming, she ran through an open door out into the crisp morning and jumped off of her balcony. Unfortunately the stupid brat didn't die because she landed on the back of sir uglie’s horse. Well, Sir Ugly was not happy about this, because he was on his way to the ocean to see if it was true about the tuna being extinct. But he let princess Carl come with him and to make a long story short, after battling dragons and werewolves they found out there was no more tuna, BUT they found the new love of their life.......................... CRANBERRIES!!!!!!
So, they both rode off into the sunset with a bunch of cranberries and Sir Uglie's new pet duck "super duper duper duck"
THE END!!!!!!
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