Twilight zone!

I like the twilight zone episode with the guy on the airplane wing !

A crappy story

Once, in a magical kingdom far far away called "A magical kingdom far far away" there was a beautiful prince named sir ugly. AND there was a handsome princess named Carl. They had an unmatched love for.................................. Tuna fish!!! Oh how they loved Tuna, they put tuna on everything from apples to meatloaf to tuna itself.  even though they lived miles apart their love would soon bring them together.! One day Princess Carl was having toenails cut by her uncle when she heard the worst news ever on the TV.   "THE TUNA FISH IS NOW EXTICT, THAT IS ALL". So princess Carl Jumped up in the air yelling and screaming, she ran through an open door out into the crisp morning and jumped off of her balcony. Unfortunately the stupid brat didn't die because she landed on the back of sir uglie’s horse. Well, Sir Ugly was not happy about this, because he was on his way to the ocean to see if it was true about the tuna being extinct. But he let princess Carl come with him and to make a long story short, after battling dragons and werewolves they found out there was no more tuna, BUT they found the new love of their life..........................               CRANBERRIES!!!!!!

 So, they both rode off into the sunset with a bunch of cranberries and  Sir Uglie's new pet duck "super duper duper duck"

THE END!!!!!!

Prison Break

That seems like something that would happen to me ..

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I didn't know he used to have a beard!!

Gregorie

Isn't he soooo cute??? !

Bush

These are obviously real!

Leven

I used to have a parakeet named Leven. He was a good little birdy. Then, one day he died. So i threw him in the fire place and he burnt up in a couple seconds... it was kinda sad...............  THE END (of him)

Eggs

Chili has to be the most disguising food on the planet. If you’ve ever seen chili, then you already know how nasty that stuff is. This family I live with eats the stuff almost every week, its nasty when I find the left overs in the fridge, I won’t eat that. My brother might eat it, but he’s pretty … well, stupid.


C’mon … its common knowledge to know what good food is and what you should avoid. Some nights I’ll just skip a meal because I refuse to eat junk. Now if you want to eat something good, you need to eat some delicious eggs! I can make the best eggs, literally, and nobody can object. You want eggs, I’ll make some eggs.

I’ll whip up some eggs so good, you’ll want seconds. You know what my secret is? Well, I can’t tell you that, but I do put cheese in my eggs. Lots of cheese, seriously, if you don’t like cheese, or have an allergy, sucks to be you. You’re missing out on some of the best eggs life ever put in my possession.

I think my favorite part about making eggs is how simple it is. You can make eggs with almost any meal too! I love it when you crack 3 eggs and watch them drop into a bowl giving you that small, yet glorious sound of ‘great beginnings’. Mixing up the eggs so there nice and mixed up. Occasionally, I’ll throw in some cheese while im mixing up the eggs, just for an extra kick.

Oh, how glorious that feeling sound, when you pour the mixture of eggs and cheese into the egg pan. How glorious, indeed. Not only is that incredible, I love how you can throw in some ham, bacon, and, as crazy as it sounds, I’ve tried to make some pretty experimental eggs. Sure, you think I’m just talking about cooking longer or adding more or less cheese, but your totally wrong. I would throw in some M&Ms, snicker pieces, and parts of other candy bars, trying to make the perfect desert eggs. My favorite eggs to make are my “ChocoEggSuprise13”. My 13th experiment, proven successful! I was very excited when I made these most delicious eggs.

They were the best eggs I’ve eaten in a long time, I wish I had some now … Ha, you think I’m crazy for making delicious eggs? Well I haven’t even told you what was in my 13th creation. Inside my ChocoEggSuprise13 eggs, I made 3 eggs, scrambled them with cheese, and finished them up. After they were done and in a bowl, I prefer to eat my eggs in bowls, I got out some chocolate syrup and poured it all over the eggs. Not too much syrup but just enough that it’s scrumptious!

Man, I can’t even begin to tell you how much I enjoy eating those eggs. It’s like an ‘everything delicious’ taste buds fair. I love the fact that you can combine all that delicious food together and find something delicious in the mix. It’s like a giant pot of gold, only … its eggs! You must think I’m crazy to talk about eggs this much, but you’re the one who’s crazy, if you haven’t even any of my eggs!

To sum this up, I wanted to offer you a chance to eat my eggs. If you can find me, you can pay me $3 and get some delicious eggs. It’s cheap, affordable, and, with this economy, fits your budget! G’day to all and enjoy your eggs.

Goofy Goober

My cousin Goober. (Evan). He's the elvin king of the Junior High School. He casts magic spells on his opponents with his wizardry. Isn't his little pink ears cute?

The second best pokemon eva!

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The best pokemon ever!

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minun

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i hate zach and george and i hate my life. i want it all to end! I just want to die and take everyone else with me. I LIKE DEATH!!!

Gavey

My buddy Gav-Gav!

Mystery guest

Guess who this is... I hope he dont sue me.. he's a strange one. he's on page 189 of his first novel Bonesilver.

I love Sesame Street

Sunny days, sweeping the clouds away.